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ChaosBSD

ChaosBSD

Pick the right OS. The interrogation knows when you lie.
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You don’t choose your operating system. You use what came with the machine, or what a friend recommended, or what someone on a forum told you to use. This site is different. Answer questions about your hardware, your patience, and your skills. One of seven operating systems will be the correct answer for you.

That might be Linux. It might be FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, or DragonFly BSD. If your hardware belongs in a museum and you have the will to compile, it might be T2SDE. If your hardware is a games console with a jail preinstalled, it might be JailStation. Or, if you buy scrap hardware and say you’ll write the driver yourself, it might offer you ChaosBSD: not a recommendation, but a diagnosis.

Honest interrogation

Questions about your hardware, your patience, your paranoia, and your skills. The game catches lies.

Real recommendations

Seven real operating systems, each correct for different reasons.

ChaosBSD

Not a recommendation. A diagnosis. The secret ending if you answer the interrogation like someone who rescues hardware.